"And as Sabrina, his girlfriend, I can only do so much. As Sabrina the witch... I could... fix this. If I-- If... If we have... the power to ease his suffering why shouldn't I use it?"
"Well, for a start, there are rules. And it's a treacherous business. Life. Death. The... afterlife. These are not things to be trifled with."
"Why? Is it that complicated?"
"Well, no, actually. The incantation I have is really quite simple and yields great results. I've seen them firsthand. But you can't. I beg you."
"Wait, you have this incantation?"
"Somewhere in my office, on the shelves in Baxter High. A Book of the Dead, full of all sorts of necromantic rites. But Sabrina... even if you did use this rite, there's one part of the spell that's unspeakable."
"Which part?"
"I'm loathe to say it out loud. The spell requires an offering for the dead to rise. Balance out the cosmic forces."
"Oh. Someone has to die for Tommy to live again."
"An eye for an eye. A life for a life. But you couldn't cross that line."

This is the big idea. We make the world a better place. We do it our way no matter what he says. Then we don't have to follow any rules. From his point of view, we are no different than any other bad guys.

My sister studied law. The Corporate Law teacher hired her to do Q & A sessions. And she told him, "I don't have all the answers. I explain something and the students say, 'There's another way of looking at it' and I realize they are right." And the teacher said, "Who said that you have to have all the answers?"

"To your right. Warm. Warmer. Disco."
"Hello?"
"Push the button if you wanna talk."

I found a psychology test.

SOMETHING HAPPENED TO YOUR PARENTS

4 Your parents have amnesia and don't remember you

What? We're bad guys.

PERSONALITY TRAITS

2 Rebellious, antisocial, violent

DISASTER STRIKES

8 Hunted by law: You are hunted by the law for crimes you may or may not have committed (your choice).

"Wow. The Batman. Or is it just Batman? Uh, your choice, of course."

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?

7-8 Get what's rightfully yours

THE CAUSE

4 Accused the other of cowardice

Can I have it all or is that too much

HOW IT WORKED OUT

Loquacious little teen
Gods I swear that I'll scream
if I end up stuck inside
one of your cutscenes

LOVE AFFAIR WITH PROBLEMS

8 One of you is insanely jealous

You're never gonna let that go.

> "Give me that fucking switch right now. I'm gonna fry her ass."
No reason. Everyone likes you.

But you don't understand. Being Joker's girl gave me immunity. I could do whatever I wanted to whoever I wanted, and no one ever dared to object. I mean it, Sal. No one.

> But you don't understand. Being Joker's girl gave me immunity. I could do whatever I wanted to whoever I wanted, and no one ever dared to object. I mean it, Sal. No one.

"Even when I did try and tell people, they didn't believe me."
"Come on. She told me they're really broken up this time."
"Ha ha. Sure they are, Shell."

> "Okay, losers, everybody front and center. So, what have we learned today?"

"And which fool listens? That one is wise! Praise [...] that one, and pity the rest!"
Necropolis

"Oh, hey, you're that singer no one listens to."
"Hey, you're the asshole no one likes."
"Jesus. Who the fuck is this? What?"
"We've got a situation. This kid, she's got the diamond. Her name's Cassandra Cain."
"Holy fuck."
"Where can I find Cassandra Cain?"
"Okay. Now we're good."

"Chyna, how many times have I told you not to turn your brother to stone?"

"But you: a lawyer who got innocent people off death row. You're special, Eleanor."

Getting 1 innocent person off death row now would put ~100 000 000 in the future. Failure is unthinkable.

> "Come on. She told me they're really broken up this time."
Emotional breakup.

> "Give me that fucking switch right now. I'm gonna fry her ass."
It's a thought-provoking joke. A god feels sad for bad things which happen in his universe. But because of rules, he can look but not change. But we're going to fix that.

"But we agreed I'm the muscle! I do the hitting!"

Or we can see how much I can explain to the entire world.

> It's a thought-provoking joke. A god feels sad for bad things which happen in his universe. But because of rules, he can look but not change. But we're going to fix that.

He has broken his interpretation of the rules by adding subliminal messages in media
I wonder why I didn't see it then
and by appearing to me. I saw him with my own eyes and I wasn't wearing glasses.
"No, no, you know. And there's a difference. You've seen."

Now you understand,

"I mean, I have to keep trying. I'm in too deep."

"The gods who had judged Takhisis, Queen of Darkness, and found her guilty of breaking the immortal oath they had all sworn at time's beginning"
Amber and Ashes

"I didn't know what you
Were going through
I thought that you were fine
Why did you have to hide"
"I didn't wanna let you down
But the truth is out
It's tearing me apart"

Anarchy graffiti

Mr and mrs Corpsarebadguys have a son. What do they name him?

"Honey, why do you have to spoil a perfectly wonderful morning?"
"Just think about it."
"Sweetheart, we've been through this a million times. No take-backs."

"You wanna prove you're not selfish? Here's the perfect test -- there's something fun that you wanna do and then there's something less fun that people are doing for the common good. Which do you choose?"

"For my will is as strong as yours... and my kingdom is as great. You have no power over me."
If he has power over me, he can come here and stop me.

"This is my land! There's no use in praying, my friend. Even your god knows better than to come here."

"It's not exactly... craftsmanship."
"Well, head office doesn't seem to mind. They love me [...] there, guys. Times are changing. So..."

Who asks for the help of the gods does not deserve it.

Some of the things I posted are coincidences. SNL and Fischl and Mona. I never claimed otherwise. It is your own doom you mock.

"Dizzy not now. Okay? Not now."
"Okay, no problem. How about then a movie on the weekends? Or Tuesday. You know, it's cheaper on Tuesday, not that that matters. I'm only a few..."
"Dizzy stop now, okay? Do I have to spell it out for you? We are just friends. Just friends, okay? Nothing more. End of story."

> "Dizzy not now. Okay? Not now."
> "Okay, no problem. How about then a movie on the weekends? Or Tuesday. You know, it's cheaper on Tuesday, not that that matters. I'm only a few..."
> "Dizzy stop now, okay? Do I have to spell it out for you? We are just friends. Just friends, okay? Nothing more. End of story."
Dark Oracle

Michael Jackson was the kind of person to define himself as the norm rather than conforming to others. Exceptio probat regulam. Trials by fire are held in Africa.

The way a trial by fire works is that a man falsely accuses another man of stealing his food for one year. The judge cannot determine who is telling the truth so he sets up a trial by fire. A pot with butter is brought to a rolling boil over a fire and a ring is placed at the bottom of the pot. The defendant tries first and if he succeeds, the plaintiff says, "Nevermind, you win." The defendant is left with a burned forearm.

"Honestly with the amount of Coke this guy does I doubt he's sleeping on anything."
I may be wrong but I surfed a lot of TMZ coverage of Michael Jackson's "death" and I'm pretty sure I saw 2 different coffins. And did you see the scared look on LaToya's face.