I can't wrap my head around how the Moon, or Luna, has been getting farther from the Earth.

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"I guess that makes you Chad's little helper. Pranks for the help, Sonny."

On Friday, February 3, 2023 at 9:35:08 PM UTC-5, Mihai Moise wrote:
> Have you noticed that Sabrina's line "I'm a nightmare wrapped in a pretty bow" applies equally well to Prankster Smurf?

In the original French, it's Schtroumph Farceur.

The reason World War 1 is called The Great War is because it was called that before World War 2.

--
"Don't you worry about blank. You let me worry about blank."

I found a way to unify gravitation and quantum mechanics. But Arxiv keeps bugging when I submit the article.

--
"Thinks I am wizard."

Read all about it:
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On Friday, February 17, 2023 at 6:50:20 AM UTC-5, Mihai Moise wrote:
> Ocean's 11:
> Wrong. The dice table pays 5:1 on the 7.

I found a quote which goes with this.

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"I just need to see my prom for one second. Wow. This is fantastic. This is everything I could have ever dreamed of. Tear it all down!"

I always confuse selenium and antimony. I think selenium is Se and antimony is Sb.

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"They're not for you. They're for Dakota, the underpriviledged little girl is going to spend a dream day at So Random!"

On Friday, February 17, 2023 at 9:43:53 PM UTC-5, Mihai Moise wrote:
> Read all about it:
> https://www30.zippyshare.com/v/FPsGPSgc/file.html

I think if Zippyshare had a counter, it would not show many reads.

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"Bo, bo, bock, bock. Then I guess you're afraid. Bock, bock, bock [...]"

I asked for an endorsement, but I think that is only going to allow me to submit to mathematical physics, not save my article.

--
"Well, well, well."
"I didn't think any of you would make it this far."

I am not begging for forgiveness. I don't need a reason to die. I need a reason to live. And there isn't any.

In compression, adaptive Huffman is to be avoided because it is slower than arithmetic.

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"You talking to me? Well I'm the only one here."

Someone can't write with litterary style? I feel I crossed some sort of line.

On Wednesday, February 1, 2023 at 9:03:19 AM UTC-5, Mihai Moise wrote:
> "I can wear whatever you wish. Be anything you wish. [...] You can have whatever dream you want. [...] Let me... please you."

New and improved personalities need not apply.

If you're not going to have fun with me, I am going to have fun by myself.

--
"But now it's time to end it, Louis. Now it's time to leave him."
"He will never let us go."
"Oh. Really?"
"What is it now? You irritate me. Your very presence irritates me."
"Does it?"
"And I'll tell you something else. I found someone who'd make a better vampire than both of you."
"Is that supposed to frighten me?"
"You're spoiled, because you're an only child. You need a brother. Or I do. I'm weary of you both."
"I suppose we could people the world with vampires... the three of us."
"Oh, not you, my little Claudia."
"You're a liar. But you upset my plans."
"What plans?"
"I came to make peace with you. Even though you're the father of lies, I want things to be as they were."
"Stop pestering me, then."
"Oh, Lestat, I must do more than that. I've brought a present for you."
"Oh. Then I hope it's a beautiful woman with endowments you'll never possess."
"Why do you say such things? You haven't fed enough. I can tell by your color. Come and see. Don't be angry with me. When I saw them, I knew they were for you. Drunk... on brandywine. A thimbleful."
"Claudia, Claudia, Claudia. Well, you certainly have... outdone yourself."
"I promise I'll get rid of the bodies."
"We forgive each other, then?"
"Yes."
"Absinthe? You've given them absinthe?"
"No. Laudanum."
"Laudanum?"
"Yes. It killed them, unfortunately. But it keeps the blood warm."
"You... you let me drink... dead blood. You let me drink... dead..."
"One lesson you taught me... never drink from the dead."
"Louis! Put me in my coffin. Put me in my... my coffin."
"I'll put you in your coffin!"

This video is funny:

"Ok, my first guest tonight has been attacked by the rare combo of the Catholic Church and Nike."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU1AWcT1cps

Nike is pronounced with an ee sound at the end because it is the Greek goddess of victory.

On Sunday, February 19, 2023 at 10:56:28 PM UTC-5, Mihai Moise wrote:
> "Ok, my first guest tonight has been attacked by the rare combo of the Catholic Church and Nike."
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU1AWcT1cps

Which is ironic for Nike not to want Satanic shoes because Just Do It is their whole thing.

Here is proof it's impossible to hear the difference between CD and higher sample rates:

perl -e '$|++;binmode(STDOUT);$_ = 0;while(1){print
pack("v",32767.0*sin(($_&(~1))*3.14159265*15000.0/44100.0));++$_;}' |
aplay -v -v -f cd

perl -e '$|++;binmode(STDOUT);$_ = 0;while(1){print
pack("v",32767.0*sin(($_&(~1))*3.14159265*15000.0/48000.0));++$_;}' |
aplay -v -v -f dat

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"Um, we're trying to get her mind off of the boyfriend."

On Sunday, February 19, 2023 at 10:56:28 PM UTC-5, Mihai Moise wrote:
> Nike is pronounced with an ee sound at the end because it is the Greek goddess of victory.

I looked it up in the dictionary.

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"You're not who I expected. I imagine you're here for the same reason."

If I program a video codec as good as MPEG, during that time, MPEG will get better. It's never the right time.

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"That can be arranged."

Libima supports the CMYK colorspace.

--
"Miss Fiorina, your thoughts."
"You wanna talk about Putin. I know Vladimir Putin personally. I sold him a HP printer and now he hates my guts. It doesn't work. It never worked. And when Putin calls me to complain, I just smile that classic Carly Fiorina smile."

It is now time for introspection as we ponder the meaning of Dr. Fuller's words of wisdom. Dr. Fuller?

"She hasn't slept all night because of the voices."
"We will adjust her medication."

The reality is that, except for Rhoda Torrey, the medication is effective.

Who do you think you are?

On Wednesday, February 1, 2023 at 2:34:53 PM UTC-5, Phil Carmody wrote:

Who do you think you are?

On Wednesday, February 1, 2023 at 2:34:53 PM UTC-5, Phil Carmody wrote:

You can make it.

On Thursday, February 9, 2023 at 4:12:30 PM UTC-5, Mihai Moise wrote:
> In YCbCr, Cr isn't exactly red.
>
> --
> "I'm gonna get Argo. We'll set off once I get back."

And Cb isn't exactly blue.

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Mirror, mirror on the wall
Who's the most drop-dead gorgeous one of all?
Oh you're just saying that.