IN TIMES GONE BY,

Grumpy old coot, wrinkled and cranky, huffin' 'n puffin' like a stubborn ol'
engine. His frontal lobe infected with a mischief of miscreants, spoutin'
nonsense that no one should heed. But fear not, dear BBS-ers! For in these
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embrace.

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